Naughty Citees
Department of Regrettable Toponymy
Sheets are issued on cotton and worn
Sheet No. 4 · Entry as recorded
Hell
Michigan
- Latitude / Longitude
- 42.4347571° N / 83.9849477° W
- County
- Livingston
- Quadrangle
- Pinckney
- Elevation
- 888 ft
- Class
- Populated Place
- GNIS Feature ID
- 628065
- Name Entered in Record
- 04/14/1980
CLASSIFICATION: POPULATED PLACE · PUTNAM TOWNSHIP, LIVINGSTON COUNTY
NAME VERIFIED AGAINST GNIS. NO REVISION RECOMMENDED.
NAME ENTERED AS OFFICIAL 13 OCTOBER 1841.
THE DEPARTMENT TAKES NO POSITION ON THE NAME.
Variant Names on File
Hiland Lake
No Board decision on file.
Revision History
Entries recorded in order received| Date | Description | Authority |
|---|---|---|
| 1838 | Sawmill, grist mill, distillery and tavern established on the creek | G. Reeves |
| 1841 | Name entered as official, 13 October | State of Michigan |
| 1877 | Reeves died. Holdings passed to the family. | County record |
| 1924 | Land sold to Detroit investors. Dam raised; millpond enlarged to form Hiland Lake. | Private conveyance |
| 1980 | Entry established in the Geographic Names Information System | U.S.G.S. |
| 1981 | Variant name Hiland Lake recorded | U.S.G.S. |
| 2026 | Sheet issued. Name unamended. | The Department |
7 entries. No entry has been struck.
Petitions for amendment are retained on file and answered in writing.
MANUFACTURING WAS CONSIDERED AT THIS LOCATION AND NOT PURSUED.
NO POST OFFICE IS MAINTAINED. A POSTAL SUBSTATION OPERATES 1 MAY TO 30 SEPTEMBER.
THE VARIANT NAME REFERS TO A LAKE FORMED IN 1924, AFTER THE NAMING.
ELEVATION SUPPLIED BY 3DEP. ANCILLARY DATA, NOT OFFICIAL BOARD RECORD.
PETITIONS FOR AMENDMENT ARE RETAINED ON FILE AND ANSWERED IN WRITING.

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Garment Specification
Complete all fieldsAccount as given by local usage
Hell
State of Michigan· Livingston County
Four accounts of the naming circulate. That two German travellers stepped from a stagecoach on a bright afternoon and said so schoen hell, so beautifully bright. That the wetland crossing, in the season of mosquitoes, was hellish. That Reeves paid farmers for their grain in whiskey from his own still, and their wives, asked where their husbands had gone, said he has gone to Hell again. That Reeves, asked what the settlement should be called, said he did not care, and they could name it Hell for all he cared.
Four accounts are on file. The Department has not adjudicated between them.
Reeves died in 1877. In 1924 his family sold the land to investors from Detroit, who raised the dam and enlarged the millpond into the body of water now recorded as Hiland Lake. The variant name on file is therefore not an alternative that was declined. It is a lake that did not exist when the place was named.
Source: Local usage. No account is held in the federal record.
Adjoining Sheets
No relation is established.
Mollie's Nipple
Utah
- Lat / Long
- 37.1284477° N / 113.2977994° W
- County
- Washington
- Elevation
- 4595 ft
- Class
- Summit
- Issued On
- Cotton, ring-spun
- Price per Sheet
- $34.00

Pussy Creek
Ohio
- Lat / Long
- 39.7306242° N / 82.1012543° W
- County
- Perry
- Elevation
- 762 ft
- Class
- Stream
- Issued On
- Cotton, ring-spun
- Price per Sheet
- $34.00
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