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That Reeves paid farmers for their grain in whiskey from his own still, and their wives, asked where their husbands had gone, said he has gone to Hell again. That Reeves, asked what the settlement should be called, said he did not care, and they could name it Hell for all he cared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Department has not adjudicated between them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVARIANT NAME ON FILE:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hiland Lake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn 1924 the Reeves family sold the land to investors from Detroit, who raised the dam and enlarged the millpond. The variant name is therefore not an alternative that was declined. 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